On January 1st, 2009, the World made a New Years resolution to take a giant shit on itself. Way to go, World.
In an act of solidarity, Twitter scared the crap out of everyone this week. A good percentage of the worlds population sat aghast. Et tu Facebook?
2009 has been a pretty shitty year so far I mean lets face it. For some reason or other we have lost incredibly talented musicians, actors and actresses, playwrights, directors, models, at a rate that it is scary. It feels like some sort of celebrity plague. Oh and if you are not famous then there’s the Swine Flu as well.
Well, I for one will not be taking this lying down. Fuck you. I have recycled, put glass bottles in bottle banks, I cycle to the the train station, i go out of my way in countless other bullshit ways so that the planet can benefit. Whats the payback? First, they kill Michael Jackson, then they take away John “The Breakfast Club” Hughes. While I am busting my ass reversing the environmental impact of a cow farting in a field, the World is taking down eighties icons like its “The Surreal World”.
Range Rover Vogue, Diesel. Driving to the superstore 1 mile down the street for a packet of Marlboro Lights and shit-loads of plastic bags. Fuck you world. Fuck you.